RAS

RAS

Kelsey and Jeff and their pants

one day got lost in France.

It was right in the middle,

which is far from little.

So they both decided to dance.

Said Jeff to Kelsey "this rocks!

I can't believe this comes in a box.

Why don't we have a drink,

cause underwater the fish don't stink."

So drink they did while wearing socks.

Said Kelsey to Jeff "let us pause...

we must be here for a cause.

Let's run in the air

'til we make sure we're there.

RAS RAS RAS RAS RAS RAS RAS RAS."

In response: "What a wonderful plan" said he.

"Let's set all the captives free,

then go live on a boat

that don't run but floats,

and we'll never go out to sea."

So this plan they carried out not by chance

when they found they'd been stuck in France.

They broke all the laws,

(they could cause their Ras)

And all of it done without Lance. 

One day if you hear of a story,

that's neither gruesome, grimsome, nor gory,

but it puts you in a trance

beware the middle of France

And remember Kelsey and Jeff and their glory.

Poem inspired by, and dedicated to, none other than my Ras friends Kelsey and Jeff.