So I'm sitting there getting my teeth cleaned (which I might add, is NOT on my Happy List) and my mind wandered. Do follow.
"I wonder if dental assistants take a specific course on Yes or No Questions? Because I couldn't very well give descriptive answers with both their hands in my mouth."
"Stop torturing that little boy!!! He's crying for a reason!!!!"
After overhearing that aforesaid 'little boy' got to pick a prize from the treasure chest: "I wonder if I get one too?"
"I wonder what the healthcare system is like in England, maybe it doesn't cover dental, and that's why they never go."
"All the rebellious humans from The Host probably will have horrible teeth after living in the caves for so long. Oh no, that's right, they have access to all the Healers' medicines now that they have Wanda and Sunny with them." (This will be harder for some to follow)
"If I was to choose between perfect eyesight and never having to go to the dentist again I would choose... well, shoot... both."
"I wonder if she realizes I'm avoiding eye contact."
"I hope they'll tell me if I have spatters of teeth-cleaning paste all over my face before I walk out of here."
"I think she's getting really annoyed when I breathe and fog up her little mirror."
Oh, the rabbit trails of my brain conversations.
1 comment:
I like the breathing and fogging up her little mirror...I think I've thought this thought before too, but what can you do?
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