This is What I Think About Sometimes

So you know when a boy is a boy and he tries to show off for you? Like say, he's riding on his bike and casually jumps as many curbs as he can. 

Do you ever secretly hope his front tire catches the top of the curb and he falls on his face?

And then it actually happens and you feel bad because you think you caused it?

This didn't happen recently or anything, I was just thinking about it.